June 2012
1 post
Remember Rocko's Modern life? →
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subliminal messages from the show:
* Rocko and the guys frequented a restaurant called “Chokey Chicken”, however the name of the restaurant was later changed to “Chewy Chicken.” * Rocko’s favorite hobby was “jacking” (as “jackhammering” is often shortened to). * Rocko and the guys played a…
May 2012
12 posts
Clearly I suck
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
to a point
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
omg yes
3. Are you a virgin?
does a bear shit in the woods? Wait that doesnt make sense here.
4. Are you in a relationship?
yes
5. Are you in love?
yes
6. Are you single this year?
eh...huh?
7. Can you commit to one person?
yep
8. Describe your crush
I was excited to do this for a second because I used to love these when I was younger, now I'm feeling immediate regret, but I also feel like the world will end if I dont finish.
9. Describe your perfect mate
His name is Drew and he is a nugget.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
To a point, but theres no such thing as compatibility at first sight
11. Do you ever want to get married?
chyah
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
mehhh I never forget
13. Do you get jealous easily?
no
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
this is like the 4th time this has been asked
15. Do you have any piercings?
ears
16. Do you have any tattoos?
10 of them
17. Do you like kissing in public?
nothing ridiculous, never like to be "those people" at the bar, suckin face, like a bunch of assholes
20. Do you shower every day?
LOL NO FUK U!
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
he better
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
my nugget is probably asleep, no one else considers me or I'll punch them
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
hahaha I think I can last like 100x that
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
engaged at least
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
these questions are pissing me off
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
a few
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
pussy
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
nothing big...that I know of
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
yep, but I dont feel bad because I didnt give a shit about them
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
HELL YEAH getting a nose job and gastric bypass as soon as I have access to someone else's bank account
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
does a bear shit in the woods? K that worked.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
yep
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
does a bear shit on an anthill?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
negative
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
hehehehehehe maybe
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
hell yeah
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
HA yes
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
yep
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
for a stupid second, loser
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
maybe in the toilet bowl
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
heheheeh maybe
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
I go right for the gold
43. How long was your longest relationship?
UHMMM lykeeeee 3.5 years
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
one for every season
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
hehehehe I dn
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
really?
47. How old are you?
old enough to party. Seriously though I'm 24, I could party a lot just not rent a car without extra fees
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
fuck off homo
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
My nugget, probs his chivalrous ways and sweetness
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
ha no way, just because you loved someone at some point doesnt mean you love them forever. Loser.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
Yep
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
Sure, and for good reason. Losers.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
Maybe his ex? I dn, I wouldnt care I'd punch them in the face.
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
many people I will never forget, like Adam Rowen who ate his boogers during 1st grade which made me throw up on the floor. Sick sonofabitch.
55. Share a relationship story.
lol no
56. State 8 facts about your body
fat chubby soft awkward REALLY NOW I FEEL LIKE SHIT
57. Things you want to say to an ex
I saw you on LaSalle today and laughed at how fugly you are and youve worn the same thing for 3 years straight apparently.
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
You must be my nugget.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
LOL NO FUK U!
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
2 years
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
their wallet size hhehehehehe JK!
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
buy me louboutins and stfu
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
dickinhole
64. What is your definition of cheating?
balls
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
ew I just noticed whoever wrote this is clearly not from America AMURRICA FUCK YEAH
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
I may be jewish but I know you spell favorite wrong, you couldve at least said "fave". Loser.
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Louboutins
68. What is your sexual orientation?
I guess straight, but I honestly dont believe in that
69. What turns you off?
not 69! LOL NO JK
70. What turns you on?
69
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
I'm a girl I dont think I've had a legit nocturnal emission
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
ball slaps
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
buy me fucking louboutins
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
really...
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
not followed thru on the urge to rape? or murder? I dn fgt
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
LIVED.
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
You cant have sex with a 12 year old when youre 30, unless your name is Mary Kay Laterno.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
Probs in my underpants
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
legit, like Friday night cuz I swear my friends friend was flirting with my nugget and I was like OK CHILLAX FUGNASTY
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
lyke an hour ago
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
like you would know any of them, loser.
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
My mom cuz its MAMAS DAY
83. Who was your first kiss with?
umm this kid named Mark
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
Because homie was a loser who looked forward to his grandma dying so he could live in his parents basement lmao
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
HELL YEAH BUT ONLY THE BALLOON GUY aka Billoon45 on youtube
86. You’ll love me if...
you buy me louboutins, have you learned nothing from this 10 minute waste of my time but not really because it's 11: 30 at night and its not like I'm doing anything else..?
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